[Still up in arms about that, huh? Hector had gotten a good laugh, reading about it on Stiles' post.]

Belmont, I lived at Dracula's castle for a year while it was filled with the most depraved generals he could recruit from across the known world. I didn't want to know that basically every instrument of torture can be applied to sex, but there's no telling a centuries-old vampire to keep their toys out of communal spaces.

[He'd been forced to witness Godbrand's boat=making, and in the good dining hall, no less. Whips seem positively tame in comparison.]