petcromancer: (off-balance)
Hector ([personal profile] petcromancer) wrote 2020-06-10 04:39 am (UTC)

[Hector kicks Belmont with one hoof, because smacking him upside the head would involve putting down his wine bottle.]

What the fuck, Belmont? No, I don't want you to use a whip, which you use to kill people, on me in bed.

[Especially not with that attitude. A riding crop at best, Trevor, you have to work up to sex whips.]

Do I have to give you a goddamned thesis on reasons I like you?

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