[Hector has no frame of reference for how pudgy Venomous and Covered In Big Pointy Spines with Huge Teeth should be, but he doesn't mind if he is fat and happy.]
Maybe. If I were still a Forgemaster, I'd forge Venomous and Covered In Big Pointy Spines with Huge Teeth an army of spiny sows.
[But he's not, so all they can do is try to find a witch with a creative streak and a loose definition of what constitutes crimes against the laws of nature.]
Don't know what a mabari is, but I am completely serious. Something to make him feel secure when he has to come out from your garden.
[It will be The Most Adorable, Myr. Hector will describe it to you in detail so Myr doesn't miss out.]
It is what he would want
Maybe. If I were still a Forgemaster, I'd forge Venomous and Covered In Big Pointy Spines with Huge Teeth an army of spiny sows.
[But he's not, so all they can do is try to find a witch with a creative streak and a loose definition of what constitutes crimes against the laws of nature.]
Don't know what a mabari is, but I am completely serious. Something to make him feel secure when he has to come out from your garden.
[It will be The Most Adorable, Myr. Hector will describe it to you in detail so Myr doesn't miss out.]