petcromancer: (off-balance)
Hector ([personal profile] petcromancer) wrote 2019-08-16 01:25 am (UTC)

[Hector's eyes go wide.}

...what?...

[He hears Dracula's voice in his memories, telling him just that. 'Forget the Ghost Ship, Hector. Pay it no mind.'.]

Your father...

[There are rumors of that falling out, whispers that choke into terrified silence at the Lord Dracula's approach, sea shanties of a great battle that the pirates only dare to sing of when they are blind-drunk on rum and feeling defiant. That little family squabble happened well before Hector's time, so much so that Hector wasn't sure if the legendary 'Alucard' actually existed, or if he was just a poetic device invented as a foil for the Demon Lord of the Seas.

Well, here is is, and if he doesn't kill Hector for this, Lord Dracula will.]


Well, fuck me. [He exclaims. He needs to sit down. A plague of scurvy on this damned Vampire Lordling for not having so pedestrian a thing as a chair or a bench on his damned ship. There's a voice in his head, roaring with laughter at his misfortune, and it sounds the way he imagines Isaac would sound, if the suck-up bastard was capable of laughing.]

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