[Hector shakes his head. Alucard may not be able to see it, but Hector puts that exasperation into his voice so that he knows.]

We're not letting you die without even kissing someone before. That would be too pathetic to suffer. If we go down, get to the surface, turn into mist, and get out of here. Don't worry about me, I've at least lived during my short, mortal life.

[Because it's obvious to him that if Alucard did have some sort of experience to refute Hector's accusations, he would have presented it to save himself this teasing.]