[Oh, Alucard, this is the path that is going to get both of you hurt.]

There is a long list of lessons I’d like to teach you. But if you’re uncertain, we’re going to let these dogs, eat our baklava, and then we can go over my Latin until you’re ready to sleep so I don’t look like a bumpkin in front of your genius parents.

[Because as much as Hector wants to smooch, he’s not going to push any more unless Alucard is 100% on board.]