Musebox

[petcromancer]

A home for PSLs.

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[cryptsleeper]

I am new to this. It would be easier if things started out simpler, and there is also the matter of my father's reaction to any and all of this.

[Because you know who's very overprotective about his son, Hector? Just guess.]

[petcromancer]

[Hector has always known, in theory, he is not the type of man anyone would want to bring home to their parents. It still sucks.]

Your father would disapprove?

[He isn't sure which rejection would be more devastating: Alucard's or Vlad's. Vlad is the first person who ever looked at Hector with anything other than horror. His opinion is one of the only ones that matters.]

[cryptsleeper]

In truth, I couldn't say. But he is overprotective and territorial, and that's important to consider.

[petcromancer]

[Hector's shoulders slump.]

We don't have to tell him, if we're keeping it simple.

[It's not a lie if they just don't mention it, right?]

I don't want to cause trouble for you with him. Whatever happens, you can decide the cadence.

[cryptsleeper]

He'll figure it out in due time.

[HECTOR YOU DON'T LIE TO DRACULA!]

We can take a ship from Istanbul through the Black Sea to port in Wallachia. That gives us more time for...all of this.

[petcromancer]

Do you want us to continue?

[Alucard is hard to read, and they haven’t been traveling together long enough for Hector to learn his tells.]

[cryptsleeper]

With a few limitations, if you are not opposed?

[It's a very cautious query, one that's trying to test waters and gauge Hector's reaction as well.]

[petcromancer]

[Hector’s response is one that Alucard may have seen on the journey thus far, when Cesar does something adorable and Hector is trying and failing to keep a stoic facade up in front of his traveling companion. A widening of the eyes, a twitching of his lips as he fights to keep a smile at bay, the quickening of a heartbeat that hopefully, no one is supernaturally sable to hear.]

I wouldn’t be opposed.

[He says totally coolly, like the cool and composed guy that he is.]

[cryptsleeper]

[Super cool Hector. Totally subtle. Alucard hasn't noticed this at all, and he definitely isn't just tilting his head a little because of it.]

I think that going below belts and below shirts should be off limits for now.

[petcromancer]

[Look, the kissing can continue, so Hector is totally a cool guy who nailed that interaction. Don't think he didn't hear that 'for now'.]

I can abide by that. Is there anything else?

[cryptsleeper]

[The For Now that's totally for IF DAD FINDS OUT AND HAS CONNIPTIONS? Got it.]

I don't believe so. Was there anything you wished to address?

[petcromancer]

[Hector shrugs his shoulders and looks down at Alucard’s notes so he doesn’t have to meet Alucard’s eyes.]

Not really. Just that...I’m open to anything. So, if there’s anything you want to try, you can.

[Alucard is probably too innocent to take him up on that offer, but he’s still going to put it out there.]

Are you still working on this, or are you free...?

[Hector, your thirst will be the death of you. Dracula is going to murder you so dead]

[cryptsleeper]

Hector, I think it's been established I have no idea what I'm even trying.

[That said, Alucard does nod for Hector to come over, and offers over the notebook s he does so.]

I do want you to look over the routes and tell me which you'd be more comfortable with.

[EXTRA DEAD HECTOR!!!]

[petcromancer]

[Hector doesn’t know what kind of suggestions will offend Alucard’s sensibilities, so he just shrugs again. He’d let Alucard bite him, if he wanted to, or use his vampiric powers on him; Hector has always been driven by curiosity, not by self-preservation.]

I can be a lab partner of sorts. We’ll work together on whatever you want to learn.

[He looks over the routes Alucard has detailed.]

You’ve been very thorough with your planning. I usually prefer the routes by land; you experience more of the place, and see more of the wildlife. But boat is the faster option, and I don’t want to slow us down just so I can collect samples along the way.

[He should select the fastest route, and get himself to the castle where he can devote himself to his studies. This kissing business is a wrinkle in his scholastic ambitions, and he can’t quite bring himself to care.]

[cryptsleeper]

[Lab partner gets a soft, chuffed noise from the dhampir. What a way to phrase it. What a thing that the vampire falls for it.

At any rate, he considers the routes again in light of the information, and the answer seems rather clear:]

I'll expect you to be more than a little distracted with land routes then. There will be plenty of time with my father for that, and in truth, I think he'd rather us return home soon too.

[petcromancer]

[If Alucard wants Hector to not be distracted when they travel, he should try being less hot.]

We can take your father's opinion into consideration, but there is another's to consider. What do you want?

[This is dhampir's first trip out into the world, and he gets to call the shot, not dad.]

[cryptsleeper]

[Yeah, but Hector, you've met dad.]

I think I want to consider this in the long run, which means if I return safely and soon, I'll be permitted far longer adventures.

[So, the quick route home, but with intent behind it.

Look he can't help that he was born to two hot parents and grew up to be hot.]

[petcromancer]

[And Vlad was a perfectly reasonable fellow, at least to Hector.]

Then by boat it is.

[Alucard will be a dutiful son, and Hector will be...slightly less distracted.]

We could take a day in Istanbul, though. There's so much to see, and I should find a gift to bring to my hosts.

[Totally just being a good guest, it's not a date at all.]

[cryptsleeper]

[[It's totally a date.]

I have no problem with that, so long as I can check the ship timetables before hand so we don't miss whatever boats are heading north.

[Absolutely a goddamn date.]

[petcromancer]

Absolutely not.

[He gives Alucard his best deadpan, which is pretty damn dead. Look, he can’t NOT be an asshole just because he likes someone.]

[cryptsleeper]

Then I suppose that's all seen to then.

[Alucard then closes the notebook and places it aside.]

Which leaves us with an open end to the evening.

[petcromancer]

Oh?

[Hector raises an eyebrow, so suave undermined by the pinkening of his cheeks. Shhhh. He leans back against the wall.]

Whatever could we do with the rest of our time?

[Don't say pet the dogs, don't say pet the dogs.]

[cryptsleeper]

...Hector, you're not very subtle.

[Alucard, you're not either.]

If you want to kiss me again, just say so.

[petcromancer]

[Hector slumps against the wall. Don't just call him out on it, Alucard!]

If you always make me ask for it, I might think you don't want to.

[It's bad enough he's seducing Vlad's home-schooled son, he doesn't need to add guilt about taking advantage of him.]

[cryptsleeper]

I don't want to sound like a spoiled brat demanding it either.

[Look! He doesn't know the rules of engagement!]

Maybe we should both stop talking and just kiss?